Oh Nigel don’t lets these two-leggers get to you. My mommy always tells me it isn’t about the size but rather how you use what you have. ANd they don’t call me ‘Big Pisser’ for nothing!
Poor Nigel’s been given a complex! Just tell anyone who reckons your wotsit is on the small side that they sure wouldn’t want it as a wart on their nose!
I sincerely hope for your sake, Nigel, that the black thing on your, uh-thing, has been put there digitally and is not tape that will need pulled off. YE-OUCHHHHHH!!
I like your pink tummy Nigel! I like your dots and spots and blotches and splotches as well Nigel! My, ahem, bladder infection is gone by the way! I just thought you should know!
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Oh Nigel, things are worse than thought …Pooooooor Mr. Author …he really is in a bad way, isn’t he?
Yuh, I am thinking a cold day or maybe just the wrong camera lens.
Slobbers,
Mango
bhjahhahahah!!!!
Shrinkage!!!
Oh Nigel don’t lets these two-leggers get to you. My mommy always tells me it isn’t about the size but rather how you use what you have. ANd they don’t call me ‘Big Pisser’ for nothing!
LOL! Too funny….there is always a smile waiting for me over here! 🙂
That room must be really cold.
Poor Nigel’s been given a complex! Just tell anyone who reckons your wotsit is on the small side that they sure wouldn’t want it as a wart on their nose!
Ah ha….
I see yer inta modesty at all costs…..nice bandaide on er privates there….my Gram does the same thing ta us….she fergets we smell butts……
Dewey Dewster here….
I sincerely hope for your sake, Nigel, that the black thing on your, uh-thing, has been put there digitally and is not tape that will need pulled off.
YE-OUCHHHHHH!!
Something is not right or left there.
BOL!!! That’s all I can say.
Nala
Are you saying there’s not enough junk in the trunk?
Me saying something that leaves disturbing pictures in one’s head wouldn’t be the first time for me. We do what we can…
Posts like this made me want to honour you with another award, a truly weird one, over at my place, so if you like to pick it up…
Holly’s comment left me with some very disturbing pictures in my head.
BOL It’s not the size that matters…
Big, no wait, small licks to you
Suzuki
xxx
Took me a minute…..I feel so stupid – der
oh no, sounds like he spent too much time belly up to the bar.
Too darn funny!
I like your pink tummy Nigel! I like your dots and spots and blotches and splotches as well Nigel!
My, ahem, bladder infection is gone by the way! I just thought you should know!
Hey, it’s not the size of the hammer…it’s the skill of the carpenter swinging it.